Here are some of my favorite Club Penguin pranks and passtimes:

Talking puffle: Go behind the puffle in the dance club. Say stuff.

Talking paper(only when Rockhopper is docked): Go into the cargo hold, and go behiind that paper thing in the corner. Talk.

Evil Penguin(members only): All you need is a stove. Select the stove, and press the UP or DOWN arrow key untill you see the pizza. Then turn it sideways untill you can't see the pizza(optional). Go to the pet shop, and "adopt" one of the "wittle-bitty, sad, sad 3-year old babys that do NOTHING but cry, cry, cry in a corner all day untill somebody "adopts" them", and when you both get to your igloo, lock the door(Incase you havent figured it out yet, penguins nowdays just SAY what they wanna do if it's not in the actions), bolt it, chain it, and put an inch of steel over it. Preheat oven to 160degrees(60c) farenhight for ten seconds. Put baby in oven, cook for 5 minniuts, or untill is burned to a crisp. Serve with a side of green puffle. For best tast, torchure baby befor heating.

Drowning puffle: Walk your puffle, and take him/her to the iceburg. Waddle over to the side untill he/she falls in. Tall people that he's drowning, but tell them that you can't help him because he's learning to swim.

SOMEBODY HELP ME FIND MY EYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!: What you need: A skelaton suit, and an eyepatch. Wear theese items, and some other stuff to make you black. All you have to do is go around like that, and say "SOMEBODY HELP ME FIND MY EYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!". It's good and funny. ;)

I DROPPED MY LOLIE!!!!!! What you'll need: 1 loliepop. Instructions: go to the icebrug and waddle over to the left, near the bottom of the hill. Then, throw a snowball at the newspaper. Your loliepop should be floating in the water. Say "I DROPED MY LOLIE!!!!!!"

Help! Help! I spend too mutch money on my car insurance!: First, go to the cove. Then, go into the deep water. Sit down and call for help untill somebody comes to save you. Tell them that you're not drowning, but you'r simpley spending way too mutch money on car insurrance. Advertise Gieco car insurrance.

you can be elvis! First, turn Black. Next, put on the fishing vest,elvis hair wig, and guitar. then say:"hey get me a peanut butter and bannaner sandwitch!" ~ Flame20

More to come!